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To be utterly gutted, to have failed, to be a massive fail. To wake up and discover you are Maverick74 and you're depressed, wife, drug & alcohol dependent depressive who hasn't done a full weeks work in almost 3 years.
Mate 1: "My mother's been seriously injured in a road accident"
Mate 2: "Gutz, Mate!"
Mate: "No, head injuries, she's in the intensive care unit at the hospital..."
Mate 2: "No, I mean 'Gutz', like gutted or FAIL, you know...er...oh never mind...
Mate 1: "You remind me of a 'young promising black footballer'
Mate 2: "Why? I'm a 33 year old middle class white boy with a penchant for linguistics and twisting and moulding our wonderful English language"
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Mate 1: "Oh, shit, I lost 50 quid in 35 mins playing poker online last night"
Mate 2: "GUTZZZZZZ"
Mate 2: "Gutz, Mate!"
Mate: "No, head injuries, she's in the intensive care unit at the hospital..."
Mate 2: "No, I mean 'Gutz', like gutted or FAIL, you know...er...oh never mind...
Mate 1: "You remind me of a 'young promising black footballer'
Mate 2: "Why? I'm a 33 year old middle class white boy with a penchant for linguistics and twisting and moulding our wonderful English language"
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Mate 1: "Oh, shit, I lost 50 quid in 35 mins playing poker online last night"
Mate 2: "GUTZZZZZZ"
by The Drizzla" June 14, 2011
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Gutz a completly cool guy who is an amazing frisbee player and enjoys making fun of everyone who is shorter and any other race than himself and laughs when people get hurt
The mighty Gutz is amazing
The mighty Gutz is amazing
The mighty Gutz is amazing
by EGG May 11, 2004