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1. Only to be used in extreme disappointment
2. sensation of shock, amazement, normally unwanted, tingling stomach on the verge of crying, Normally happens when horrible news is delivered to you quickly EX: Cheating
2. sensation of shock, amazement, normally unwanted, tingling stomach on the verge of crying, Normally happens when horrible news is delivered to you quickly EX: Cheating
My friend told me that she was cheating on me and he caught her, i asked if it was true and she admitted yes, I was so gutted..
by D!M! January 10, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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also used widely in New Zealand to mean feelings of disappointment or letdown.
Used to describe one's own feelings, to tell of others' ("He looked guttored, eh?") or to show empathy with whoever ran into misfortune.
Can also be spelt gutt0red, in a hax0r fashion. (Pronounced "gah-TORE'd").
Used to describe one's own feelings, to tell of others' ("He looked guttored, eh?") or to show empathy with whoever ran into misfortune.
Can also be spelt gutt0red, in a hax0r fashion. (Pronounced "gah-TORE'd").
A: Today I dropped my phone off a wharf while trying to take a picture of a seagull.
B: Gutt0red...
A: If my cat ran away, I'd be positively gutted.
by slopi September 04, 2006
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1) person 1, "of all the lightning strikes in the world, i was hit by one of them!" person 2, "gutted!"
2) person 1, "JFK is dead". Person 2, "Gutted"
3) Person 1, "That guy was bitten on the bollocks by a crocodile!" person 2, "oooh, gutted!"
2) person 1, "JFK is dead". Person 2, "Gutted"
3) Person 1, "That guy was bitten on the bollocks by a crocodile!" person 2, "oooh, gutted!"
by Guy Brooke July 21, 2003
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" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004
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An word used to express extreme disappointment. Mostly used by footballers, football fans and other chavs.
by TomNightingale December 14, 2010