The name of the bartender who invented the "Mojito Smash". A popular and refreshing alcoholic beverage consisting of...

INGREDIENTS:

1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash

3 fresh mint sprigs

2 tsp sugar

1 tbsp fresh lime juice

2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice

1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Gustavo Esparza invented this popular drink on June 29th, 2003. It has been successful on the west coast at many bars and nightclubs and is gaining fame on the eastcoast.

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That one person that is just in the room. Usually very awkward and plays too much saxophone. He lives in a bad area. He also plays a lot of soccer and has no girlfriend. Gustavo is a weird person that can be easy to talk to when he’s not saying ‘noice’ or ‘fun’. Gustavo is also off the map most of his life. That’s all I have about a Gustavo. But we all know it’s very true

A dark Mexican Pregnant man who walks around calling people "real" or "fake". Gustavo has many lost long twins who work at six flags.

Be careful when you're around Gustavo, he craves chalk & bananas.

1. the really cool guy on drumline.
2. a guy who is FANTASTiC at drawing.
3. someone who owes krystal an orange gatorade, a red gatorade, and a nice dinner.
4. someone who LOVES a girl named krystal.
5. short for gus

Sexiest most seductive man in the universe, he’s only draw back is that all them hoes belong to the streets and none want love. There’s a legend that If you encounter a Gustavo and you give him a $10 bill you’ll have good luck In future days

A derogatory term for a Mexican who has a passion for soccer.