is that one guy you meet at a party and connect with instantly. He has dreamy brown eyes, a warm smile, and has perfectly messy hair. He’ll look like a fuckboy to you at first (bc of his curly hair), but the second you get to know him, you realize that he’s not. He’s the perfect gentleman who actually cares about you the way no one else has. He’s your first love. He’s smart, athletic, and very funny too. He’s also very hott, and tall, and a part of the football team too. He’ll give up his seat just for you, he’ll travel across a bridge into a different city just to see you, and he’ll be straight up and won’t ever lie to you. Yes, he might’ve hurt you before, but he didn’t mean it. Don’t be a dumb bitch like me and let him go.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

The most perfect being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.

A guy who could get as many girls as he wanted if he just gave them a chance. With his hot body and passion for living Gustavo is admired by all. Gustavo is funny and entertaining, a true friend for life. Extremely charming and a total beast in bed.

The hottest guy ever, he is a very nice guy but in the bed he will destroy you.

He will love girls that have a name like monik,monique and monica

Gustavo is the hottest man alive, is built like Greek god, and loves to get high.

The nicest and most sexiest guy ever created on earth. He constantly makes girls laugh with his clumsiness but always stays on the brightside. Everyone likes to always be with him. Really suave and just plain awesome.