Gustav is not only a man, he is a God. He is a man who feels proud when he can outsmart everyone around him, aka every time. Not only is he handsome, but he has an amazing sense of humour. He is proud of his Swedish roots and the names meaning: "Staff of the Geats". People call Gustav a king because of his awesomeness. He is a man of honor and respect.

An embarrassed smile.

Noun: A truly honored position, to be a Gustav is to be one of the most elite in ALL of society and human history in general. Gustavs are the unrivaled most attractive and charming people in their generation and are dangerously handsome. They are delicate and powerful, divine and demonic, cute and intimidating, to be confronted with a Gustav is to be bombarded with raw emotion. Gustav is love, Gustav is life, Gustav is everything, GUSTAV will steal your girl.
Gustav can alternatively be used as a particularly grandiose compliment. Be WARNED, the use of Gustav as a compliment must be JUSTIFIED and MEANINGFUL. No going around calling everybody a Gustav.

A devastating hurricane that was a category 5 hurricane when it hit the golf cost. Gustav in Old Swedish Orgin means "staff of the goths".

Gustav is an amazing person, with an interesting sense in politics.

He is ofte seen singing "chocolate rain" but replacing rain, with dick.
He is a beautiful person, outside and in.

If you find a gustav, keep him - and dont ever let hime go.

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A cunt that thinks he is smart but he is not