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Gus Johnson

the most awesome announcer of all time

HEART BREAK CITY
RISE AND FIRE
THE SLIPPER STILL FITS - Gus Johnson

by gusmfjohnson March 25, 2010

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May 19 Word of the Day

volcel

Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel

-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.

by kay_see October 23, 2007

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Gus Johnson

Funny man (UNLIKE WHAT UNFUNNY MAN SAYS) who is thicc, wants you to kill your dad, hates Subway I think, is friends with NakeyJakey, is really good at being an uncle and mom, and something else probably.

"Gus Johnson sucks!"
"I want to shove a keytar where the sun doesn't shine inside you."

by GabeNisgod May 13, 2020

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Gus Johnson

The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.

"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"

-Gus Johnson

by Angryfarmer March 31, 2011

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gusjohnson

verb - to shatter a backboard

Darryl Dawkins gusjohnsoned two backboards.

by matt December 09, 2004

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Gus Johnson

A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.

"You see the new Gus Johnson video?"
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."

by NOYOUYEAHYOU January 11, 2019

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