the most awesome announcer of all time

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

Funny man (UNLIKE WHAT UNFUNNY MAN SAYS) who is thicc, wants you to kill your dad, hates Subway I think, is friends with NakeyJakey, is really good at being an uncle and mom, and something else probably.

The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.

verb - to shatter a backboard

A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.