simply put: to vomit or throw up.
I gurped so fat off that moke snap last night. I was zorbing
by walrusjuice January 10, 2007
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Onomatopoeic.
An attitude or situation causing a retraction of the lower jaw, potentialy causing drooling, and the resulting noise. Gawping.
Used on its own to describe a response to a given (stupid) situation.
man 1: 'So we were stuck on the road for over 30 minutes which was playing havoc with the sandwiches in that heat and...'

man 2: 'guuuurrrrrrrrp'
by Doghair February 26, 2004
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Vomiting, with a humorous connotation
"I had the gurps last night after I drank too many grasshoppers." GURPS! "Oh there I go again!"
by EvanP September 08, 2006
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varient of gurper. from the dungeons and dragons creature called a Gurp. a dorky person.
Hey, don't gurp out on me now, put the stamp collection away.
by Doctor Awesome February 13, 2004
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The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.
Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!
by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
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The act of burping into another person, or having been burped into, anally.

"Yo bra, it would be totally fresh if you gurped me."
"I was gonna go over to Todd's to gurp; mind if I bring your N64, your Miller High Life, and your Butterfingers?"
"I heard someone got gurped so hard, their head was blown clean off."
by Diva D. February 03, 2007
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