Verb: To make a mistake, to fuck up embarrassingly.
Noun: A mistake, a party foul.
Did you see ted spill beer all over janie? He totally gurped it!
Gurp move!
by Eric Biggidty September 25, 2007
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SOME INDIAN KID WHO COULD HOGTIE YOU WITH HIS HAIR.
Guy 1: Man that kid has long hair
Guy 2: If only he was indian we could call him gurp!
by some red skin July 08, 2011
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when an over-hyper woman grips another man’s nipple with her toes
“she was gurping my moob pokers so good last night
by tete2296 November 20, 2017
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means "SHUT UP" to people named davis.

AM I RIGHT?
OMG WTF....would u just GURP already?!
by mom November 20, 2004
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To consume left over or discarded food from another person. This can be something you do after the person has left the table, or can be attempted while they are still eating. Common locations to gurp include the table of a restaurant or out of a dumpster.
Vince: "Ben, what are you staring at?"
Ben: "Look at that fine piece of corn bread over on that table. You think that lady's gonna finish her food?"
Vince: "I don't know, but if she doesn't I'm gonna gurp that shit right up."
Ben: "Sounds good, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and gurp the trashcans for dessert."
by gurpy August 28, 2009
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Verb. to Gurp: to choke on a penis during oral sex
Hey Rob, how was your night?

It was okay. I brought home this dude and gurped on him... really soured the mood.
by Arbiter111 April 01, 2014
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