Somebody who is insanely good at everything for some reason

has mango milkshakes in his tits and went to school on regents week, and when he was alone he figured out his name sounded like a water bottle, and spent 7 days learning the meaning of life. He figured out it was 42.

A cool kid, he’s the type of guy to stare at the wall for 45 minutes at a time just cuz he has no one to talk to, he’s also the type of guy to take of his turban and take out a bunny like he’s a magician or something. He’ll prolly die one day looming for his penny in the bottom of the ocean

A fucking fob son of a bitch who thinks he can teach bball to a big man who can post the fuck out of him. Gurpartap is a egotistical fucking faggot who thinks he’s better than everyone else