A yet unstable female. Usually one who is a word known as BITCH. A female dog or a word used as an insult. Back to Gurma, it has allot of pms-ing. And temper tantrums.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.