A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.
scott is a gurk.
by Gicklepotomus February 21, 2003
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asking someone can they hit that or fuck
Girl- what up
Boy- yoh shawty when you gonna let me gurk
by jamie and kev October 22, 2006
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1. David and Billy found a gurk on Roblox

2. She my gurk, She just doesn't know it yet!

3. David, Billy, and Quinten from Lagful Paradise founded the word gurk
by JeffTheCanadian March 03, 2019
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Four most powerful women ever. no one can stop the GURKS. Be aware of them, the have the power to take you down, don’t forget they are the most beautiful women on the planet, nothing can hide their beauty, and their humor is 10/10 magnificent, you would be lucky to be dating a GURK. GURKS 4EVER!!!!
y/n: omg have you heard of the GURKS

someone: YEAH THEY ARE SO PRETTY!!

y/n: LMAO THEY ARE. it’s best to be their friends
by gurknumberthree August 19, 2021
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a big girl who preys on drunk men
Ended up makin out with this gurk last night, she got me again.
by Rocky1989 December 12, 2009
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The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .
I am a computer gurk .
by E - FUMBLER August 16, 2008
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1. bevy lord
2. general party attender
1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!"
2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"
by Jazwaz January 13, 2014
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