I was trolling The Lodge on a Fat Friday night at ran into some fatties drinking pink fish bowls. I stirred up a conversation with them and they were very rude and kept laughing and spilling their drink. They wanted me to show them my underwear; I refused. They were acting very GUNTY.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

I need more gunties - mine are all dirty.

The desk drawer was filled with gunty: letters, paperclips, stamps, rusted keys and unwrapped hard candies.

Did you notice every bitch at that bar was gunty. I couldn't stand it.

"i can smell your gunty from here"

"Man, your '85 Yugo is gunty!"