An asian, often korean male who almost always sports a bowl cut in his infancy, and then transitions to a less obvious cabbage hair. He often rages at video games and attributes his failures to hackers and will report the people that killed him in fortnite 98% of the time. He also probably has a mid-sized penis and tree trunk legs.
"hey man, that guy was totally hacking! I reported him!"
"Stop being a Gunny!"
by Masterchef_Canada September 19, 2019
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A gunny is someone who is physically and mentally disabled. He has a lot of weight that can cause earthquakes. You can only call someone a gunny when he weighs and smells more than 100 kg. His hobby is to participate in hot dog competitions.
He is a gunny
by Blunby January 17, 2020
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1 oz Everclear
4 oz Bombay Saphire or Jeremiah Weed
4 oz Cold Wild Turkey
2 oz Herruda Tequila
5 oz Rum
2 oz Gatorade.

To top it all off, take a shot glass full of Jägermeister and drop it in the glass.

Creating a "Gunny Bomb"
John had just had a Gunny Bomb no more than 4 minutes ago and is already showing signs of death.
by Gunny Bomb March 10, 2011
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Looks like A total badass. But a petite, beautiful, sweet, and delicious badass. Gunny Dumpling Is loyal and faithful. She will never hurt you, but all of her friends and family will (if you’re an asshole). Gunny Dumpling looks like she lifts weights. She is a petite lean beauty.
Gunny Dumpling outlifted you but it’s ok cause she’s so damn cute and sweet.

Gunny Dumpling smites with love.

Gunny Dumpling just wants to nap, eat, cuddle and talk shit about mean people.
Gunny Dumplings Dad and brothers are gonna kick your ass.
by That Strong Betch May 31, 2018
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The pathway to insanity. The Gunny Highway is often traveled by lost souls seeking a meaning to their wanton need for guns and bloodshed. Travelers on the Gunny Highway make for good temporary compatriots, but you should never as one to be your best friend.
I've got nades and a shovel... time to ride the Gunny Highway.
by NeverDie November 24, 2005
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