Guniasm is the formal name for the religion built upon the basis that guns are a gift given to mankind by an unknown god in a time of great need and lack of shootings. it is one of the only religions to support human-gun marriage and is very open about its beliefs on guns and how they are divine in nature as they are sacred to their religion and core beliefs, such as the birth of the first gun, and to their history of themselves they don't know yet, as they lost their holy text in a shed in texas.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods