Gunch Grass

Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.

The "ruff", "gunch grass'

by GatorDaddy91 October 13, 2010

gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 24, 2017

Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman March 30, 2011

gunch-jumper

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.

Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!

by tskahah! April 7, 2010

Gunching

The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!

"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."

by soggy cloggy haver May 11, 2023

Gunch

Either an organ in the brain that translates vibes into thoughts or the product of such an organ, often referred to as a ‘gut hunch’

Person 1: What’s the secret to your 100% liberal winrate in Secret Hitler?
Person 2: The Gunch.

by bromomentbabyface November 26, 2022

Gunch

A cyclist who is slow and annoying.

“Oh! This gunch won’t get much out of my way!”

by Billos May 7, 2019