Urban Dictionary: Gunch

Combination of Gut, Cunt and Crotch. Commonly used in reference to fat women with asses in front.

Jesus Christ, look at that gunch. She has two asses!

by pedro navaja October 25, 2007

Abbreviated form of Goon Punch. A highly alcoholic concoction of goon (extremely cheap cask wine), vodka and juice/soft drink. Usually made in large quantities in a tub or similar.

"That gunch is deadly!"
"Get me some gunch would you?"
"This gunch needs more goon"

by lawrencek October 22, 2008

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Greasy lunch.

I think a freight train ran me over, I need hangover food- let's go grab gunch at that nasty ass wings place around the corner.

by Shantastical July 21, 2011

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verb, 1970s-era: Jolt a pinball machine to change the way the ball bounces.

"How d'you gunch that thing so hard without tilting it?"

by foxfirebrand July 31, 2005

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The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

by coldfingers October 17, 2017

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Usually refering to vagina. This word can be used as a direct replacement for cunt, bush, pussy, beaver, etc.

The impact of the word can increased with the use of assonance.

"I'm gunch for lunch or brunch."

"I made her gunch cum so much I could have made gunch punch"

by xLee March 10, 2005

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1. A swollen, bloody vagina; typically on a pet in heat.
2. A female partner's mood during menses.

1. Since my bitch went into heat, she's been rubbing her gunch all over everything.
2. Don't mind her, she's been acting like a gunch because it's her time of the month.

by CatfishTea February 16, 2011

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