Urban Dictionary: Gunch

The nasty, swamp-like area on a golf course that smells terrible.

Roger: "Aww, man. I just put my ball in the gunch."

Ken: "Chalk that ball up as a goner. Nobody goes into the gunch."

by don't suck July 25, 2010

Cruel Word Invent By Ape Name Elmer, Who Sell Fruit. Word Is Intense Insult, Can Also Be Stand In For Swear Word. Generally Mean "Useless, Garbage"

"Elmer, why won't anyone buy my candy?"
"Your Candy Is Gunch"

by Contactspeddler August 09, 2015

by Wabbit boi April 08, 2019

the gunch is a name for any unknown disease, usually on the skin and visible.
Creeping crud is used also.

I better go see the doctor. This gunch looks pretty bad.

by DavidLeeRoth March 05, 2005

A combination of the words Gash/Cunt/Bitch good for use in mixed company since no one will no what yer saying. Such as...

by Chad De'Voreaux November 15, 2007

Whilst using his double donger, Weiros was over whelmed by the smell of his own gunch!

by Count Arza May 29, 2005

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike February 27, 2005