1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.
1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.
by Lou February 23, 2005
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Gunch, a indivdual performing the action of "shitting" and "cumming" at the same time, or meaning in general "shit and cum".
Guy 1: Bro I think I might gunch soon.
Guy 2: Bro I'm gunching right now!
Guy 3: Bro there's gunch everywhere!
Guy 4: Ahhhhh i just gunched so hard.
Guy 5: Bro you're a fucking piece of gunch
by The Gunch August 19, 2020
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The nasty, swamp-like area on a golf course that smells terrible.
Roger: "Aww, man. I just put my ball in the gunch."

Ken: "Chalk that ball up as a goner. Nobody goes into the gunch."
by don't suck July 25, 2010
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Cruel Word Invent By Ape Name Elmer, Who Sell Fruit. Word Is Intense Insult, Can Also Be Stand In For Swear Word. Generally Mean "Useless, Garbage"
"Elmer, why won't anyone buy my candy?"
"Your Candy Is Gunch"
by Contactspeddler August 09, 2015
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