"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

A kid in my class is a water slapper

Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.