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Guh-Mort-boy. Root word meaning: Death. Meaning: When you are at Walmart and find a chimpanzee eating the kitten food.
Oh man, crazy story: I went to the store today and saw gumortboi!
by Candy the Otter January 19, 2021
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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