by Lexus70 September 12, 2008
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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by Dick VanGogh April 11, 2019
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An amazingly sexy girl! Shes is funny, weird, hilarious, likes bbs, and puartoricans, and is gorgeous!<3
Whoever gets her is lucky. SHES ANAMAZING DANCER. and GRINDER! GET WITH THIS. Shes tappable. You hafta meet her and love her. Dont hurt her or you will get beaten or pushed down a never ending hole! She also has a nice booty<3 SHES SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT!(:
Whoever gets her is lucky. SHES ANAMAZING DANCER. and GRINDER! GET WITH THIS. Shes tappable. You hafta meet her and love her. Dont hurt her or you will get beaten or pushed down a never ending hole! She also has a nice booty<3 SHES SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT!(:
Brian: Guess what!
Sam: What!?
Brian: I got a Gummie!
Sam: Dude no shes mine!
Brian: No way, shes my babe. FUDGE OFF.
Sam: No way im going to get her and date her and love her and be a better guy to her, and compliment her, and grind her, and not hurt her. Cause she amazing<3
Brian: NO. FALL DOWN A HOLE!
The End....
SAM GETS HER.
Sam: What!?
Brian: I got a Gummie!
Sam: Dude no shes mine!
Brian: No way, shes my babe. FUDGE OFF.
Sam: No way im going to get her and date her and love her and be a better guy to her, and compliment her, and grind her, and not hurt her. Cause she amazing<3
Brian: NO. FALL DOWN A HOLE!
The End....
SAM GETS HER.
by Brummie2354 December 02, 2011
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