The act of retracting your foreskin to catch the cum before it begins to spread.
Michael was about to cum gumble immediately when he heard his friends walk into the door.
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To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.
Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"

Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"
by fishphoenix June 25, 2011
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The act of retracting your foreskin to catch the cum before it begins to spread.
Michael was about to cum gumble immediately when he heard his friends walk into the door.
by John Luna May 13, 2017
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A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe
"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."
by Sideshow Bob September 09, 2003
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It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
by The True Addendum March 19, 2016
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When ones significant other takes one ball, squeezing it slightly and putting in your rectum.
Ooh baby, I want you to braynt gumble me tonight after dinner!
by Jrep24 February 20, 2016
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