Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."
by AJ Batista September 14, 2008
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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by Katie Bustard March 21, 2006
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GUI-tard
(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces
(adj) GUI-tarded
(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces
(adj) GUI-tarded
Derek:
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.
Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.
Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED
by flylinez August 05, 2004
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n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010
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a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz
by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009
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