Sucking at guitar despite years of practice.
Dude did Jimmy just start playing guitar?

No, he's been playing for 4 years!

Awwh, poor kid must be guitarded
by damngurlhowufitindemjeans November 14, 2011
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The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".
"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."
by Dis Manibus Sacrum January 17, 2016
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The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.
Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.
by mds1978 January 29, 2011
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