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now apparently people think real guitarists talk like a stereotypical 1337 nerd. see other definitions for examples. and then these fags try to stick up for guitar queeros by pretending that they are humble people who say nothing about this bullshit. and guitarists are scarily hostile violent people who bash guitar queeros for no reason.
see below definitions of guitar hero
by bitterpill1 (jpka159) May 31, 2009
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A guitar-simulation series which let's you act like a proffesional guitarist without actually being one; a super fun game that's great for parties and leaves you with countless hours of head bashing fun!
Unfortunately, this game is looked down upon by half-assed guitarists. Here's what I have to say...
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUITAR HERO! IT'S A FUCKING GAME YOU HALF-ASSED BASTARD! A GAME! IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D BE ACTUALLY BE PRACTICING INSTEAD OF BASHING PEOPLE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME ONLINE!
Another problem is belief among many Guitar Hero nerds, usually refered to as guitar heroes or guitar zeros, that being able to beat a hard-ass song on Expert makes them better than Hendrix. Here's another thing I have to say!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCKING NERD! OK, YOU BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES! BIG WHOOP! NO ONE REALLY CARES. UNLESS YOUR PICKING UP CHICKS WITH THAT, IT'S BULLSHIT!
Example:
Me: Bro, you want to play some Guitar Hero? I've been working and I think I got better!
Half-Assed Guitarist: Guitar Hero? You are such a noob. Not to mention gay. Only homo, faggot losers play Guitar Hero. Get a REAL guitar and then I'll be impressed, but I'll just act like a whining, big baby, jackass until you do that...
Me: It's a damn game. Lighten up, you prick... How 'bout you? You in?
Guitar Zero/ Hero Nerd: Heck, yes! I'll show you that I can beat every song on Expert! Then, I'll shred it up on a real guitar like I'm Hendrix, but we all know I've never touch a guitar in my life... or a girl at that... I'm TOTALLY in!
Half-Ass: You fucking nerd. Go shoot yourself
Zero/ Nerd: No! How 'bout you go slit your throat!
Half-Ass: No! You!
Zero/ Nerd: No! YOU!
(Goes on about 30 more times)
Me: BOTH OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE BIG-ASS BABIES! Fuck both of you! All I wanted to to was play some fucking Guitar Hero, but you fuckfaces had to make it SO hard. Your both talented! Now stop fighting jackasses! Both of you go kill your selfs!!!!!
(I walk out angrily)
Zero/ Nerd: What's he so bitchy for?
Half-Ass: Who knows? Maybe he's secretly a girl and that's his time of the month...
Zero/ Nerd: Yeah... want to bitch more about Guitar Hero and real guitars like fags more?
Half-Ass: YOU BET!!!
Unfortunately, this game is looked down upon by half-assed guitarists. Here's what I have to say...
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUITAR HERO! IT'S A FUCKING GAME YOU HALF-ASSED BASTARD! A GAME! IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D BE ACTUALLY BE PRACTICING INSTEAD OF BASHING PEOPLE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME ONLINE!
Another problem is belief among many Guitar Hero nerds, usually refered to as guitar heroes or guitar zeros, that being able to beat a hard-ass song on Expert makes them better than Hendrix. Here's another thing I have to say!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCKING NERD! OK, YOU BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES! BIG WHOOP! NO ONE REALLY CARES. UNLESS YOUR PICKING UP CHICKS WITH THAT, IT'S BULLSHIT!
Example:
Me: Bro, you want to play some Guitar Hero? I've been working and I think I got better!
Half-Assed Guitarist: Guitar Hero? You are such a noob. Not to mention gay. Only homo, faggot losers play Guitar Hero. Get a REAL guitar and then I'll be impressed, but I'll just act like a whining, big baby, jackass until you do that...
Me: It's a damn game. Lighten up, you prick... How 'bout you? You in?
Guitar Zero/ Hero Nerd: Heck, yes! I'll show you that I can beat every song on Expert! Then, I'll shred it up on a real guitar like I'm Hendrix, but we all know I've never touch a guitar in my life... or a girl at that... I'm TOTALLY in!
Half-Ass: You fucking nerd. Go shoot yourself
Zero/ Nerd: No! How 'bout you go slit your throat!
Half-Ass: No! You!
Zero/ Nerd: No! YOU!
(Goes on about 30 more times)
Me: BOTH OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE BIG-ASS BABIES! Fuck both of you! All I wanted to to was play some fucking Guitar Hero, but you fuckfaces had to make it SO hard. Your both talented! Now stop fighting jackasses! Both of you go kill your selfs!!!!!
(I walk out angrily)
Zero/ Nerd: What's he so bitchy for?
Half-Ass: Who knows? Maybe he's secretly a girl and that's his time of the month...
Zero/ Nerd: Yeah... want to bitch more about Guitar Hero and real guitars like fags more?
Half-Ass: YOU BET!!!
by JoeShmoWasHere June 13, 2009
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An amazing video game that allows you to be in a virtual band (either solo or with companions) and also compete against famous guitarists.
by xxbecca November 18, 2008