The Guinness

"The bittersweet parting of ways between Digital Reach and a former student of LOHS"

He reluctantly ordered the Guinness for the intrepid employee, then left the Irish bar with tears in his eyes.

by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022

Guinness

A verb. To ejaculate on a afro carrabian person's head.

"Hey bob, how'd it go with latifa last night?"
"Dude. I gave her a guinness!"

by JackObi February 27, 2007

guinness

The creator of the book of world records.

"His time in the 100 yard dash has just put him in the Guinness Book of World Records, as the fastest human"

by T Mack March 26, 2005

Guine

Italiano Or Italiana, Basicaly The Best looking that Italian Americans Have to offer. I.E. Fucking Hot Italians, May or may not have an intelectual Base.

But God They Are So Hot!

Male/Italiano) Seth Cormier
Female/Italiana) Angela Rubino

by TAP February 16, 2004

Guine

derived from the word Penguin: an aquatic black and white bird with a bad temper and dislike for people.

Alex, Don't be such a guine.
Grace, stop your guining.
Jordan likes to guine.

by Fancy Pants Mcfee February 12, 2014

guinness

(GIH-ness)
similar to the word cool or tight or sweet, except slightly better than that.
it should have a Guinness record for bein the coolest person/thing/place etc. in the world.

"That Bullet concert was guinness!"
"OMG, that was the most guinness Canada Day ever! FUCKIN EH!!"
CANADA IS FUCKIN GUINNESS!!! FUCKIN EH!!!!

by Chris Scholten February 8, 2007

Guinness shits

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.

'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'

by 1759 February 8, 2009