A fun, loveing, athletic chick. Usually has a great sense of humor and can make anyone laugh. Usually a very strongly opinionated person...like a huge opinion. Usually very popular and has lots of friends and lots of admirers. Normally, extremely beautiful and striking to the opposite sex with great facial and body features. Usually very intelligent but at times can be...SLOW . A very memorable person. Very sweet, but very strong phisically and mentally so don't get on her bad side. Definitely a person you want in your life, and the kinda person you want to be liked by.she is amazing at everything she does. She is the kind of person you want to have around and want to have on your side when you're on an argument you don't want to be on her bad side ever so don't push her… Buttons.
by guin23 February 27, 2017
by NoWoL May 15, 2010
The best dog to ever exist. Everytime you feel down or alone she will always come to you and comfort you. Even when she is trying to sleep she will still let you lay with her forever or however long you need her. No animal could ever replace Guinness even if they tried, she is irreplaceable. I love you so much Guinness, you will always be in my heart even when the unfortunate day comes when you won't be here anymore.
by Facadee April 8, 2018
A type of Irish liquid which makes you into a superior man. Many locals believe it was brewed by leprechauns the day St. Patrick arrived on the Emerald shores.
Man: I’m feeling down today, a girl just rejected me
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*
by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020
A liquid black gold, unlike any other fluid in modern science; a beer that tastes like the springs of heaven and is just as smooth going down. Sets the baseline for beer in Irish pubs.
Not very carbonated, just smooth, chuggable flavor.
Known for the insane show of nirogen acrobatics, while the drinker waits for the holy thick, creamy head of godliness to settle.
Turns fruity men with tight pink shirts into whore-house frequenting lumberjacks; drinking guinness is a sign of pure masculinity.
Not very carbonated, just smooth, chuggable flavor.
Known for the insane show of nirogen acrobatics, while the drinker waits for the holy thick, creamy head of godliness to settle.
Turns fruity men with tight pink shirts into whore-house frequenting lumberjacks; drinking guinness is a sign of pure masculinity.
Ordering Guinness in a true Irish pub: "Pint, please."
Woman: "You're so smooth!"
Kieth Stone: "Not as smooth as a Guinness!"
"Guinness is nasty!"
"Go drink a blue moon and stop whining, pussy!"
Woman: "You're so smooth!"
Kieth Stone: "Not as smooth as a Guinness!"
"Guinness is nasty!"
"Go drink a blue moon and stop whining, pussy!"
by luckotheirish September 11, 2012
“I saw his guin yesterday, they’re all so beautiful!!”
“Nuggs was the best guin”
“I have 5 guin at home”
“I think my little guin is getting lonely, he needs a new friend”
“Nuggs was the best guin”
“I have 5 guin at home”
“I think my little guin is getting lonely, he needs a new friend”
by Period poo peter December 29, 2022
A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.
by Icono June 7, 2022