Bro 1: My dog is so cute! she snuggles and even gives people kisses sometimes!
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig
by Kermit_ May 7, 2020
by poopie logles February 24, 2009
The act of a male rimming a female that is on all fours while proceeding to finger her, resembling the manner in which one would eat a guinea pig in Ecuador.
by ....that one guy January 14, 2014
Cute animals that give birth to 1 to 3 but can give birth to 6 or more. Usually the signs are drinking more getting plum. You can feel babies moving if you put her on your lap. Do Not Squeeze Her!!! You can feel the babies but not too often or never too hard!!!! Babies are born with teeth, open eyes, claws, and can walk in about an hour or less. Babies can eat adult food, although they still suckle or drink form the mother's nipples. Also nipples get bigger, and darken during guinea pig pregnancy. Hope this helps!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!
Guinea pig Pregnancy "What if we went to my guinea pig's cage and there was babies everywhere" I joked. My friends laughed. when we went to my guinea pig's cage there were babies everywhere! I guess my sorta wish came true! It was funny but for the most part we had cute babies!
by I Heart Guinea Pigs December 8, 2008
Find a partner with a raging bush, then perform anal sex. When your almost at climax pull out and have your partner poop a large plump turd. Ejaculate on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. Now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.
Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.
by Big Randall February 1, 2011
by george the guinea pig November 27, 2008
You must be wondering, why does my guinea pig vibrate! Well seak cover because that little fucker is about to explode!
by Genabout October 24, 2022