unemployment guilt

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.

"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."

by Shaker'n'Mova May 11, 2009

self-guilt

guilt in your own mind.

person 1: you ever feel down?
person 2: yeah, all the self-guilt too.

by Amber77432 July 9, 2019

Masturbation guilt

The sense of guilt you feel post-masturbation when you realized what you have just jerked yourself off to.

"Oh God, what have I done? I did not just masturbate to bestiality.. talk about masturbation guilt.

by GunaDK January 14, 2012

self-guilt

the devil inside your brain.

self-guilt: i'm ready to ruin your day

by devil987 July 21, 2019

Fap Guilt

The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.

I got fap guilt after wanking to my friend's sister.

by wantanabewasabi April 14, 2011

Thesis Guilt

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.

Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.

by NicTail May 25, 2011

Study Guilt

Commonly occurs when one has been slacking off/not studying hard enough in college, resulting in a poor grade on an exam. This may be due to frequent and out-of-control substance abuse, and/or generally laziness. One then feels the need to study very hard to make up for this lack of effort, even if exams have passed. (Occurs for 1-2 days, at most)

Jim: So did you get your astronomy exam back?

Matt: Yeah, last night. I got a B but Kevin got a D+; ever since then he has been studying really hard.

Jim: Study guilt: don't worry, it will blow over by tomorrow.

by greenbwlpacker October 22, 2009