a very large town in upstate New York. Home to Crossgates Mall, corner icecream, Ronald Park, and a bunch of rich white kids who act think they're hot shit. There are many wannabe hicks who drive around in rusty pick up trucks reving their engines and pouting air,wearing camo clothes, and wannabe guidos. They start internet drama and claim to go to Albany house parties. Theres alot of whores too. Many kids go to the mall to hangout or go to the park. Place is a joke.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

the worst hometown. Everyone does drugs and everyone thinks they’re better than everyone else. We have nothing but the Country’s biggest Walmart and crossgates mall. Everyone is so cocky it’s not even funny. The school district doesn’t do shit about bully’s but if you swear you get in trouble. I want to move

Guilderland is a quaint little town in the capital region. Some of its attractions include the perpetually empty Crossgates Mall, which was built on the natural habitat of the endangered Blue Karner Butterfly, the world's largest Wal-Mart, and multiple trampoline parks. Please politefully ignore the mysterious murders and enjoy that we have Market 32 now!

Extremely Dangerous Place.
this is where all the Tru Gangstas come from.

word of advice: always bring a gun when walking around the streets of G-Land.