Proper noun. A guttural dialect spoken largely in Italian-American neighborhoods or at the Jersey Shore by Italian-Americans, largely a combination of stock phrases like fuhgeddaboudit and malpronounced Italian words (i.e. gabbagool for "capocollo") that are passed off as being true Italian. A subset of English that makes real Italians cringe.
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Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."
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Usually pronounced as "Guidooooneee", emphasis on the "o". Guidone is an Italian name, a nickname for it is Guido, even though the name Guidone is a good enough name and doesnt need a nickname. A person from the Guidone descent is the cool kid at school, hott, everyone wants to be their friend cuz they are where the party's at. The essence of cool.
Yo, Guidone you comin tonight?
mhmmm biznatch
sweet!
by 832457 June 24, 2006
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A flag/symbol used to represent a military unit such as a squad, platoon, or battalion.
LT COL: "Make sure the guidon is 3 steps in front of the company, beside the company commander."

Guidon Bearer: "HOOAH"
by CadetSFC December 23, 2011
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