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A smelly, patch of dirty, hairy skin that is between the nut sack and the shit-hole.
My guiche got pierced with a dirty, rusty needle.
by Richard Longwood July 12, 2004
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The bit between a man's balls and his arse-hole.
After excretion, wipe from front to back, in order to avoid soiling of the guiche.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
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The french for 'Gooch' - aka perineum.
'Elle s'assit sur son Guiche.' (She sat on her Gooch)

'Son Guiche Γ©tait rouge cru de la pilositΓ© faciale.' (His Gooch was red raw from the facial hair.)

'J'aime La Guiche!' (I love the Gooch!)
by Sucubusface November 11, 2009
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A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers
'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'
by Anonymous February 01, 2005
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Chode, gooch, the bridge between your dirty sanchez area and your penis and balls.
My guiche is sore after my girl used a starp-on to tickle it.
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