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Montréal slang for bank fraude usually involving cashing out big amounts of money. If you're from montreal than you know guiche.
Yo bro send me your guiche we are gonna cashout.
Holla guiche c'est live 5k minimum dont sleep.
by Pidre Cat October 26, 2020
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The guiche is the bit betwixt your asshole and your nutsack. Also know as the perenium in scientific circles
The cheeky bint tickled my guiche
by Mac October 12, 2004
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The piece of skin that separates a man's anus and testicles.

It is becoming a popular area to get pierced.
"Oh noes! Steve ripped off his guiche by accident!"
by invictus February 19, 2004
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A piercing, and/or the jewelry inserted into the piercing, in the area at the base of the ballsack, forward of the anus
The diamond-studded guiche complemented the symmetry of his nipple piercings whenever he lifted his legs wide.
by Clark November 07, 2003
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(noun) Pronunciation (GEESH - short "G") The area between the scrotum and the anus (on a male, obviously). Often mistakenly as geesh (pronunciation of "geesh" is "jeesh"). The guiche is sometimes pierced, usually front to back, but it HAS also been known to be pierced horizontally.
"I'm going to get my guiche pierced" (which IS actually done!)
"He/she fondled my guiche while he/she sucked me"
by Shawn Collins24 January 05, 2008
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