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Any mysterious, gooey, sticky, creamy substance that cannot be named. Pronounced GOO-key in a high-pitched voice.

Guhki appears mostly in liquid forms with a variety of colors such as white, green, red, etc. Examples of Guhki are jizz, diarrhea, and/or period blood.

WARNING
Guhki can be hazardous at times because it may be toxic and extremely sticky; almost compared to glue. It is not recommended to smell Guhki for its disgusting and peculiar scent.
Noun Use
"Bro, you just spilled Guhki on your pants."

"SHIT man, that's gonna be stained for weeks!"

Verb Use
I just Guhkied all over my keyboard.
by ElmoPWNSyou April 18, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Means neither good, bad, or neutral. Used to express intense confusion of your feelings towards something.
that femboy's making me feel guhki.
by Peso And Eg January 16, 2021
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