The act of losing your 'swim team' do to an exciting situation.
Gillian: Look 4 people behind you. This broad has the one of the top 5 racks I have ever seen
Dan: I just guffed in my pants.
by stuarts91 July 11, 2011
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Matt Donellan, the most guffiest kid. He farts, talks shit, and has the worse life ever. Straight up GUFF! No one ever date a guff, trust me, hes going to go after your little brother.
Mathew Donnellan is such a fucking Guff
by Nicky Figs July 07, 2009
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A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.
David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.
by pussy cruncher September 07, 2011
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Put That GUFF OUT, & Rool Dat Kill Doe Like!! Naw I'm Cool Cuz, That Shit Some GUFF!!
by Da Militia February 20, 2008
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