The fat bump half way between a females gut and muff. Obese females can artificially create a guff by wearing tight pants and/or belt. In sexual terms, the guff may be referred to as "more cushion for the pushin'"
"Oh my, look how fat that ladies guff is!"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"
by Duckman FTW May 08, 2008
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Used to describe something very impressive, delicious, great, smart or anything you really like.

When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.

Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.

Your brain is full of Guffness today. (That is a very Guff idea)

Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.

When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".

by ChuffedTony September 20, 2006
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guffs means all stuck up and speaks like they own the joint, they think they all that
fucking english guffs, bunch of guffs
by Greg Shearer---common scotland! December 25, 2003
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guhff n. v. adj. ad. interj.

A derogatory term for a freshman, used exclusively by upperclassmen. However, the true idea behind the use of guff is to insult guffs in a way they can not hope to possibly comprehend!

This word can be used in almost any form!
Stupid guff get out of the way!
You guffing guff.
Guff!
You just got guffed!
Stop being a guff. (As in acting like a guff)
by His Awesomeness Gefey February 11, 2010
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A word to describe people who can’t close their legs. Always posting slaggy pics n sliding into boys dms 24/7.
That’s such a guff photo.
Ew she’s such a guff.
by YourAverageEssexGals May 21, 2019
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insults or problems from someone else

often used by people too afraid to say the word crap or shit
nerd to nerd- he doesn't take any guff

gangster to gangster- snap homey dat mothafucka dont take no shit* from noooobodee

*in this case shit means guff
by thomas the train engine November 07, 2006
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