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Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish
Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn

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Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”
by Milkycunt69 October 22, 2019
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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