Term used by housewives to describe their gay friend who is their gay version of their husband.

The man who acts as their husbands replacement/stand in for outings and activities that her hubby won't partake in. Ones he may deem "girlie."

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

To gubby is to prematurely ejaculate without any contact being made with the female species. This basically makes you gay if you commit this act.

toddlers who are hillbillies, a toddler who is a hillbilly

Usually used as a word to describe a large ginger male who lives on a diet of chips.

another word that Scottish people use for blowjob

The chubby fluffy squishy part of a cats face and cheeks.