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A country in which everybody lives in trees.
*wink*
Juan: "I'm from Guatemala."
Mark: "Do people live in trees there?"
Juan: "Yeah! But we have elevators!"
Mark: "Cool!"
by Guatemalan from Guatemala March 16, 2011
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The only ppl sad enough to actually sneak over the border to be part of Mexico
Mexican: Oh man, I'm gonna illegally cross the border to America! Oh yeah.

Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.
by MotherTeresaGhandi101 March 09, 2008
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A top-secret code name for a little fat kid spotted out in public, so as to not draw attention to the fact that you're commenting on the obesity of a child. Can be abbreviated to "guat".
Look over there, we've got a guatemala at 4 o'clock near the Doritos!

I love the way that guatemala dances in that funny YouTube video!
by pinkgold November 30, 2015
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A term for oral sex. It is derived from the noise made by the woman when she gags on the male genitalia and produces a sound that resembles a muffled "guatemala."
"I didnt get laid but she gave me some great guatemala."
by bleeberry May 29, 2010
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i've been there a bunch of times. dont u mean that 8 quetzal is like one dollar...
foo
by -yeahw/e November 18, 2004
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A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.
"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."

"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
by aquanetta jones August 01, 2009
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A place where little Native American Indians wear funny little hats and also engage in sexual acts with llamas.
Eww so Yamaleck is from Guatemala? I thought she(he?) was from Romania.
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