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A guardian is the old man who is always present at nude beaches. They often sit near the entrance and typically judge people entering. They are usually fully tanned and let their balls hang freely.
by Oski_Boi June 08, 2019
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Link:*walking through hyrule field*
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
by NightG August 15, 2020