Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?

Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!

Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.

Link:*walking through hyrule field*
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death