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1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.
2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.
2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.
"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"
"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"
"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"
"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"
"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"
by Phenomenal1 April 20, 2010
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by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
2
The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball
The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty
The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty
Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.
Angry, angry guard dog
Angry, angry guard dog
by Ben November 18, 2004
3
Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.
by Geth November 17, 2004
4
Just as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of this is that a person who initially feels obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.
" did you see when Eric hit Rey last week? Rey's friend was with him and attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"
by BrotherKnowsBest April 16, 2019