When someone doesn’t understand something your talking about

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

a cleaner way to say, taking a dump

1. Spend that money

Guap- A considerable amount of money

A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.

I think I have coined a new term. See example for personal anecdote that got me thinking more than I should have. Submit to the Editors first I shall. But I think this definition holds water. May it be up on a forum somewhere that we may ask the Community for its Inclusion/Exclusion?

An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.

First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.

But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...

Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.

When you fresh out of Kenya!