A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.
Me: Whoa, I’m in big trouble when the boss finds out.
Her: You’re gonna get guanacoed, dude.
by stuartc1 February 13, 2020
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The nickname given to those born in EL Salvador.
Jose: Hey que sos? Chicano o Nicoya?
Pedro: Niguno de los dos, soy Guanaco

Jose: Hey what are you? Chicano or Nicoya?
Pedro: Neither of the 2, I'm Guanaco!
by Fezified January 29, 2006
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A nickname for someone from El Salvador aka the hottest people on the face of Earth. And im not just saying that cause im Salvadorian. It has been confirmed
by Guanaca girl May 29, 2005
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some1 who is from da ES YAH ..YA KNOW!!
(el salvador for da retards who dnt know wut es mean)
by luis March 21, 2005
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The definition of Guanaco is so cringe that i won’t even tell you about it
Girl 1: omg guanaco is so cringe his penis is so small
Girl 2: yeah right
by Handsome Swede January 02, 2021
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