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The texture of a particularly oily turd.
I think I have food poisoning. My stomach hurts and my shit's been guamy all day.
by jaspyprancer January 05, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Unwell, slightly disoriented, off-colour. The uncomfortable sensation just before plunging into sickness. Possibly historically related to the physical discomfort experienced by allied troops in the occupation of the tropical island of Guam, where malaria, dysentery, dengue fever and cholrea were rife.
The barman noted the guamy eyes of the stranger and refused to serve him anymore. Instead, he offered him a comfortable couch in the foyer.
by Donald Muffkin December 09, 2007
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Oversized spanyard Tanks that laugh at jokes without even knowing what you are talking about..prone to lots of burger king to survive ....Gaumy's often encounter problems..like breathing..and excersise...
Guamy's will put you on ignore if you hassle thier clan...
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by Fen March 19, 2003
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A pedophile that co-owns an Ice Cream Truck with his pedo-in-crime, Ivan.
Those pedo's, Guamy and Ivan, just munged some goo beeds.
by kinetx April 29, 2005
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A pedophile that co-owns an Ice Cream Truck with his pedo-in-crime, Ivan.
Those pedo's, Guamy and Ivan, just munged some goo beeds.
by kinetx April 29, 2005
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