While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"

An engraved image of a lady resembling the Virgin Mary worshipped by many Mexican-Catholics.
1. An Image that appeared to a priest in Mexico during the late 1500's that made flowers grow in the winter.

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros is a women who is strong and supportive. Enjoys nature all lot and loves the color red.

a dramatic ass novela only hispanics watch usually available on telemundo and univision (very hispanic channels)

A pussy ass christian mexican tv show about people doing stupid things and how god help them, most of its audience are basically fat woman or just persons that want to laugh about how stupid it is

a super shot of Patrón and Vicks Dayquill if one gets sick after hard night of partying and wakes up with a hangover but wants the party to continue at home