your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!
by the Bukkake Boyz September 24, 2011
While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.
by Stirling Hamilton and John DeCroce August 21, 2007
a super shot of Patrón and Vicks Dayquill if one gets sick after hard night of partying and wakes up with a hangover but wants the party to continue at home
Joe: Dude, I know its 9 A.M., but lets keep this party going.
Dave: Man, your sick. We shouldn't keep drinking.
Joe: It's all good, man. I'll just have a guadalupe sunrise to get my juices flowin.
Dave: Man, your sick. We shouldn't keep drinking.
Joe: It's all good, man. I'll just have a guadalupe sunrise to get my juices flowin.
by TaintSniff McGillCutties October 9, 2013
an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"
This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)
by touch my dick button February 20, 2010
An engraved image of a lady resembling the Virgin Mary worshipped by many Mexican-Catholics.
1. An Image that appeared to a priest in Mexico during the late 1500's that made flowers grow in the winter.
1. An Image that appeared to a priest in Mexico during the late 1500's that made flowers grow in the winter.
"By the Virgin De Guadalupe we'll make it out of Tijuana with out being arrested by one of their corrupt police officers."
by Paco Rivera March 17, 2005
Martha Guadalupe Cisneros is a women who is strong and supportive. Enjoys nature all lot and loves the color red.
by CoCoLeo May 10, 2021
a dramatic ass novela only hispanics watch usually available on telemundo and univision (very hispanic channels)
people walking up the stairs normally :
la rosa de guadalupe : random ass person falls on the stairs
la rosa de guadalupe : random ass person falls on the stairs
by p-sped762 December 6, 2019