Urban Dictionary: Gruss

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Extremely good looking, intelligent, talented individual. Usually has a large penis.

Whoa! Look at his package! He has to be a Gruss.

by Akunin March 21, 2004

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Jun 16 Word of the Day

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.

Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.

by monkeylabor June 13, 2021

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The hair that grows around the asshole

Gruss salad, like my gruss, gruss berries, grusslocks, gruss nuts,

by cuban-b August 14, 2010

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the space of time one should wait between periods of masterbation

e.g
ben:(on phone) so what you up to
penny: well i just been wankin' and i'm waitin' for this gruss to end
ben: ... bummer
penny: ...totaly

by ben n penny May 26, 2007

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Another word for, or another way of saying "gross".

"I took a shit in your rubber boots"
"Dude that's gruss"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

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Extremely annoying and disgusting at the same time.

You're really gruss if you think that way dude.

by truancyofrevenge February 07, 2017

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