IT'S POOP!
Person 1: "I've had so much fiber I have to go to the bathroom and make a grunty (take a dump)."
Person 2: "Remember to bring in air freshener so the bathroom does not stink too much from your grunty."
Person 2: "Remember to bring in air freshener so the bathroom does not stink too much from your grunty."
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by MCACABKM August 16, 2018
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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Grandma....I have to go grunties.
by geoff January 21, 2003
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1. A derogatory term for calling someone a cow and a pig at the same time.
2. A pig-cow hybrid creature in the .hack games and anime.
2. A pig-cow hybrid creature in the .hack games and anime.
by ThyPrincessLuna December 30, 2012
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Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.
by Waldo November 15, 2002
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