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A gruntlog is a turd that is large and dry, and is painful to pass.

Also can refer to a person who is hard work to be around.
Aw Man. I just heaved a massive gruntlog. I might need to go to the doctors for some needlework.

Fuck. he is such a gruntlog. He argues with everything even when he hasn't got a fucking clue about what he is talking about.
by Carvaka August 21, 2018
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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