male sex organ, usually implies small size.
I mistook his grunties for a roll of lifesavers.
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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A character created by YouTuber MandJTV that appears whenever he gets a sponsor
Haha, it is I, Grunty Boy
by Shogun the Samurott March 08, 2021
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grunty means when ur hungry but dont wanna say it.
Im feeling grunty. (But u dont say it to the person wit food)
by ERICK November 01, 2004
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A fake "Grunt" Face that people make to "Act" like they are helping you move, or lift something.
When you ask a friend to help you move your couch, but instead of actually helping, they put on the "Grunty Face" and just look like they are lifting something, and they are of no help.
Comon Derek, Help me lift, dont pull a grunty face on me.
by Thirty Seven February 03, 2010
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Process of taking a massive shit that just wont come out.
Everyone in and around the toilet could hear me while i was having a mega grunty
by Conjibet September 18, 2019
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A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.
"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"
by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019
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